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July 11 別理他很久以前看的爛片,就是那種不會想看第2次,但是cable三不五時就會播的小成本爛片。故事有關魔術師梅林,還有一大堆好妖怪和壞妖怪;反正就是要證明正義獲得最終勝利的那種老掉牙故事。內容早就記不大得了,好像有一隻會噴火的龍飛來飛去,還會說話。整個故事就是長得很醜的壞妖怪整得大家死去活來、水身火熱。最後的結局(爛到大概只有那1分鐘的內容終於有點發人深省...)是梅林終於想起來,原來壞妖怪是靠著大家深入腦海的恐懼得以日益壯大。所以,他告訴壞妖怪,你利用大家的恐懼,是因為你的存在。當你不再存在,你就再也無法影響大家了。於是,所有的人轉身背對壞妖怪。不顧壞妖怪尖叫乞求,將他遺忘,壞妖怪無法再對人類造成影響,漸漸的,他就消逝在空氣中了。
Be strong, be fearless!
壞妖怪退散!! December 22 只要多一點今天在健身房發生一件好可怕的事情,到現在還希望那個女生現在一切安好。
事情的經過是這樣:我們的健身房教室裡都會放置各種有氧課程相關的器材,包括階梯踏板、槓鈴、瑜珈墊...等等。所有的器材都是由學員各自取用,用後自行歸位。其中階梯踏板是大家自己一正一反,一塊塊的疊起來的。但是因為每塊踏板間常常並不是堆得很正,所以如果疊太高時,重心就會不穩。之前在上一堂拉丁有時就曾經目睹整疊階梯踏板滑落的恐怖事件。還好因為大家都是站著,所以可能來得及反應閃開,沒發生啥傷亡慘劇。沒想到,今天上雕塑,被階梯動作操得想死之後,大家把踏板歸位,拉出瑜珈墊做地板動作繼續操。這時聽到一聲哄然巨響,整落踏板就應聲再度滑落。不幸一個女生剛巧就在滑落路徑上,而且是頭部正對滑落的踏板,當場被擊中,腫了一個大包。這時,就看出健身中心對於安全的應變能力明顯不足。首先,沒人了解正確的急救方式,也沒想到應該立刻求助醫療專業。對於頭部這樣的重擊,似乎警覺性不足,看看休息一下,人還坐得起來就算了。明明那個女生不只撞得頭都腫起來了,還說連肩膀都痛,不知道頸椎有沒有受傷,竟然那女生要求繼續上下一堂的拉丁有氧,也沒人制止。換了衣服準備離開,想想怕出事,又折回去想勸她去看醫生,但是下一節的拉丁已經在上課,只看到那個女生夾在一群上課的學員中間不知是有點昏頭了,還是本來動作就比較生硬,但是又很ㄋㄠ的覺得還是不要多事,人家都已經在上課了說.....
真的很想說,健身中心實在應該要有改善這些危險擺置方式。另外駐店的醫療專業,能夠加速這樣意外的第一時間正確救護。就算目前沒有,人家都已經受傷了,也實在應該送醫,千萬不要想說看看...萬一事情大條了,再怎樣反應,恐怕都不如事前的預防啊! December 14 好書分享 -The Responsibility Virus 快樂負責學Guys,
If you have major bad time in working with incapable or irresponsible people, you should take a look at the book "The Responsibility Virus".
If you have a terrible boss who always does your job and makes decision for you, you have to read the book "The Responsibility Virus".
Stop trying to be the tragic hero. It is about team work! February 06 Palawan - Manila, again, screwed up the flightThe Manila domestic airport must be cursed. Again, the flight to Puerto Princesa is screwed up. Thought it should be smooth this time, flight, hotels.... everything has been confirmed at home thru internet. Therefore I did a big city advanture in SM of Asia, a pair of high heel killed me with the sexy look, will definitely come back for her on the way home. The bay walk was romantic, the bands of seaside restuarants are fantastic. Was tired but satisfied. Things went wrong on the 2nd day of the trip, again. Suppose to take 8.15 am flight. Woke up at 6 am, finished all morning routine within 50 min, including a breakfast. Rushed into the street, grabbed a taxi, then things got ugly......traped in traffic. We were there about 15 min without moving too much. Asking the driver if the airport is walking distance is also tried. Finally, we were out of the traffic, got thru the security check as soon as I could. Lined up after 2 white guys, thinking that I passed and it was when the staff in Cebu Pacific Airline told me the bad news. Mam, we are closed 45 min before the flight take off. Please re-book the ticket at our office next door, there is a flight at 2 pm this afternoon......OMG~~~~~~~~~~I don't want to pay for stupid extra money!! Could you try something? Is there any other way that I can still get on the flight?......Finally, I was forced to face the reallity. I have to go for next flight, and your altitude is really bad, you suppose to help, that's what I didn't say to him. Going to next door means that I have to get out of the airport thru another door with a safe guard. If I want to come in again, it's the door with security check. Anyway, went to the airline office, get in, the guard (there are guard everywhere in Philippines), gave me a number, #36, at least 10 people are waiting in front of me. Sat down, looking at the e-ticket, suddenly saw the staff at the check in desk wrote "LCI am 7.32". Ok, if "LCI" stands for "Late Check In", then I was only 2 min late. It doesn't make any sense. a. they can't prove that they are using standard time in their system. b. if all the seats are sold, it means they over sold the seat as it's impossible to sell my seat in 2 min window. Anyway, it was a long Q in front of me, maybe I should go back to the check in desk and negotiate. Passed the security check again, try to remember who was the staff served me...no clue at all. So randomly picked one, told him the story. The only thing lied to him is that I tried to buy a ticket at their office next door, but the lady told me to come back to talk to them again...trying to make them feeling guilty and confused about their procedure with challenge from their internal....:-P That worked. Just after 30 or 40 min of negotiation, I found one thing. the guy I talked to is not in high authority level. But I smelled the chance to get my seat back, FOR FREE! Tryied not to be angry, I asked for the manager. It was another 10 min before her showed up. I could see the guy I talked to was very nervous and talked to his colleagues about the situation. Finally, the manager showed up, I repeated the stories, emphasized again that there is an error on their procedure, they need to fix it for future business...blah blah blah....and miracle happened, I got my seat!! Although it is 2 pm flight, at least I don't need to pay! So now I only need to worry what to do between this huge stupid window that appears unexpectedly. Well, I can check if I have extra luck to get the flight from Puerto Princesa to El Nido. I knew that I probably need to take a whole day bus, just why not give it a try. Got out of the airport thru the guard saw me 2nd time, entertained him with my miserable story, then went to SEAir office. No good news, there is no flight on the day I plan to travel, but the nice lady at the desk helped to call the hotel for my delayed schedule to pick me up at the airport.....Then all thing I could do is to kill time. Went back to the small complex shop (there are a bakery, a internet shop and even a money exchanger in one tiny space that you could barely turn) that I visited when I screwed up the flight last time. They remember me. Entertained them with my sad story again, got internet, write down this story. Enjoy, my friends! BoracayDay 2 - EXCITEMENT
The room I had is not too good. The noise of the bars and the aircon was really bad for sleeping. 5 am in the morning I gave up and decided to go to domestic airport for an earlier flight. The only thing I booked was the international flight to Manila. I trust I could get the flight to Boracay at the airport and randomly find a hotel with reasonable price. It was a mistake not booking the domestic flight through internet. The earliest flight with acceptable price is 13.30. And the price was more expensive then what I can have from internet. The kind staff at the desk helped me to book the flight first and suggested me to look for other resolution. If I failed, i could go back and take the flight he helped me to book. He's right. I tried another airline, it is even 2 times more expensive than the 1st airline. What now? Anyway, I already have a seat, maybe breakfast first. With more blood sugar, my brain started to work. According to the staff in the restuarant, there is an internet shop within 10 min walk distance. I decided to take a taxi because of my luggages. Again, when I arrived the internet shop, I have to wait for another 30 min (it was actually another 30 after the time to open), because it was not business time yet. 30 min work in internet shop, I got the cheap internet price for return flight, print it out 17 pesos, I felt so satisfied with my achievement. Of course, I took the picture of the little shop (it is REALLY small), and the street in front of it. I have to say, it is not a picture of modern area.
Then I returned to the airline office, a big thank to the staff there, had my outbound flight ticket, checked in at the airport, start another 3hr wait. I said "don't ask" when the staff at the check in desk wide open her eyes with my departure time. That's ok, I had a great massage, by this blind massagist.
You know what? It turns out not so difficult to travel alone. I thought that I might be stuck in Manila or had to sleep on Boracay beach and be arrested by the cop there. Filippino are actually friendly, even they always tries to make money from you. With trust, I left one of my luggage at the 1st hotel that is too expensive to my budget and looked for another. And it was it, I got what I needed, didn't have to sleep on the beach!
Day 3 - Time is to be wasted for good stuff
Many people I met in this trip asked my trip plan. I always looked at them for 2 seconds and said "waste time". Exactly, no rush, nothing serious, just lie on the beach for whole day is exactly what I planed. See, I got white soft sand and transparent blue water, I don't know what else could be my priority, if this weren't.
Day 4 - Bikini shopping, Mt Luho, Fairways & Bluewater
I got this sexy bikini bought from Bali. It enhances the advantages of my body figure. However, it is really bad to my neck circulation by tying behind my neck. I got serious bad headache last evening and even trew up that I already started to think of my contigency plan if things went ugly. Anyway, the first thing on day 4 morning is to shop for a bikini not tying behind my neck. It was great, got one for 250 pesos. Now I have 3 bikini (left one in my house)!
The trip to Mt Luho was originally planned with a motor tricycle. But the guys on the steet told me that they don't accept single for the ride. My choice is to go with a motor bike....Why not? Let's do it! Mt Luho and Fairways & Bluewater are great. However, I need to write more about the motor bike driver. We made a deal to pay hime 60 pesos to Mt Luho. When we arrived, he said that he would charge me more for waiting. I don't know how long does it take at this view point, therefore I negotiated for a package by paying 150 pesos to cover my whole day plan: Mt Luho + Fairways & Bluewater + Phuka Shell Beach. I had the feeling that I have already promised for much higher price than usual. He accepted, so I spent 20 min in Mt Luho (it is just a hill with a bay watch stage, was good, just would never take you too long). Then we went to Fairways & Bluewater. It is actually a golf resort, so I had to take the resort shuttle bus to go down to the seaside from the front door. The resort and the beach it has is pretty good, so I spent longer time (30 to 1 hour) this time. It was too hot, so I couldn't do it longer. When I got out, interesting thing started. The driver was angry about waiting for too long. I felt funny that how could him expect that I could do the in-and-out sightseeing being a tourist hungry for a great view?! I don't know if he misunderstand me with the part that I wanted to go to Phuka Shell Beach or just played dead, anyway, I was sent back to D'mall, where we started. I tried very hard to play safe between not over paying the driver anything and or being beaten up because the driver looked really unhappy. I guess I was not that convincing about the service worth only 120 pesos. So I still paid 150 pesos, end of story. It's ok that I didn't make it Phuka Shell Beach. I could go tomorrow during island hoping. I've lost my appetite anyway, and I have had enough fun today. December 28 Manila, something funny on day 1Something funny with the sense of direction of Manila people. Within 15 min walk area, everyone has twisted map in the head. The taxi driver and I took 30 min on the same street to look for my hotel, Malate penssionne. Looking at the increasing number in taxi meter, I didn't want to jump off the taxi to walk with my luggage, tho it's not big. It finally came to my mind that I had the notes from internet, it says that the hotel is next to a Starbucks....it's how we find it, wierd.
After checking in, time for dinner. I recalled that Robbinson's is not too far, we passed it when we tried to dig the hotel out. But I need some help to make sure the direction is correct. Unfortunately, 3 people I checked at the hotel reception gave me 3 different direction, including an enthusiastic boy walking out with me to show me the way in the street. My instinct alarmed noisily not being misled by this innocent face. Ha! Go straight down the street and turn right, not turn left immediately! December 26 happiness - BoracayOf course I deserve a good life. 3 days has passed, smiles still pop. Sinking in the paradise for a week, it all comes back to me how much I should cherish in life. Swimming in light blue water, lying on the white sand, warm smiles, relaxing time at the bar, drunk giggles and being hold gently in those dreams. Well, I've forgotten them too long. They are now slowly coming back. I sware to put my every effort to come closer to my desire. I am not afraid of losing, just can't help crying for how little time left. Go for it, Diane!! September 13 Who are you?The miss call light is flashing again. Who are you? The message is passionate but a number. Is it today or years ago? What have I missed? May 24 MemoryFinally you come back to my dream. In the dream, the tail tells me that you are in good mood. It was a beautiful day there.
Can't believe that I missed you so much. Looking at your pictures, my tears burst. Where are you now? Pidang? Are you doing well? Wherever you are, I hope you are taken care well.
I miss you so much........ April 11 Birth Control Pills?!Hope 2 pills of birth control medicine could secure myself for upcoming water activities. ....rafting, surfing, snorkeling.....can't wait.......,Bali....... But the funny part is that the pill is actually made by female hormone, the one goes high during pregnancy to keep the mother's body nurturing baby, rather than give it away with period....anyway, the pill mimic the female body pregnant. Due to a bit late for starting the medication, I decided to follow the package insert and took 2 of them, Gynera manufactured by Shering AG.......WRONG DECISION!! I AM then a "pregnant" woman this morning by puking like a juicer! Me! A superwoman. Seldom sick absent from work was beaten by 2 tiny pills! March 17 St Patrick's DayParty at Brass Monkey. An interesting Irish occasion for St Patrick's Day...no idea what it is. They had Irish dance contest, anyone pay NT$118 can jump on the stage to show off. Free shots given away to people from Ireland or people wearing anything green. Two shots if it's your birthday have green hair or you are wearing a green bra!
We were so excited about the funny dancing presented by the losers on the stage. To see it better, people climbed onto the seats. A drunk touched my ass. My friend told me that he had tried it several times, but it was too crowded, I had no idea. I pushed his hand away and told my friend that I definitely would slap him in the face next time he do it again. Don't know if they heard it, anyway, they disappeared. Too bad, I already started to imagine my very first fight in the bar... March 04 pray to the goddess of love and marriageIt is full moon Lantern Festival. Praying to the God of Love for meeting her/his half is most effective today. People say that the god sit in Lungshan Temple is efficacious. I prayed to him with a stick of incense, Oreo as tribute (should be something sweet), and asked for the permission of the red string linking prayer to the other half of fate. Everybody asks for only one string as you don't want complicated relationships linked by different strings. The permission is given when the 2 pieces of moon-shape wood devices thrown on the ground being one facing up the other down for 3 times continuously. It can take almost one hour to be permitted of many people. I spent like only 15 min, surprising my friend who did it before. Started with 3 or 5 times being turned down, a deep breath, I looked into the god's eyes and asked him concentrated. Viola! He agreed. Thank you god! January 29 WarehouseI have this warehouse for the memories and dreams. Sip it slowly, they are precious till being back to the road. January 15 YiLan, Jan 13-14We went to YiLan for a 2-day trip.
We didn't have have much luck in this trip. It rained for entire 2 days, from morning to evening. We screwed up the address of our hotel and showed up in a wrong branch. We were tired as we stayed too late the night before we start to travel. The walk in the trail almost kill my friends as it rained and my friends don't work out at all.
BUT, the people showed in the pics are all my good friends and we did a lot of happy conversation during the trip.
January 08 LifeThe expression of passion to life is touching my heart, therefore quote it from my friend's email.
"Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of. "--Benjamin Franklin January 06 New Year's EveOur New Year's Eve, the hightide of the trip. We were heading to Mildford Sound from Q'stown. Everybody was excited for the coming big night. To say goodbye to my past and welcome my future, I need to do something different. On the top of my to-do list, trying to kill myself...the past, Bungy jumping was a good idea. It costs NZ$139. I was running out of cash, the budget is over planed amount. But who cares? I don't want to be regretted. Credit card took care of everything. It was at Kawarau Bridge, a minor jump for 43 meters comparing to the others they did. But I like the feeling there, the bridge is beautiful. Pretending no fear is one of my talents. I was not shaking or being freaked out at all. However, panic attacked me at the last minute when I moved myself to the edge, the chain was hanging on my feet heavily, trying to drag me down into the deep valley, 43 M looked like killing. One deep breath, I smiled to the camera with a gorgeous pause…almost pi in my pants actually. Then the guy behind me suddenly started to count down, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! He tried to push me out of the edge. I screamed and pushed back: don’t push me!! Almost elbowed him. I need to jump by myself, don’t push me! Therefore, we started over again; I bent my knees, jump! It was not too bad to fall, my hands touched the water surprised me, as I asked for not to. However, the bouncing-back was killing. I was frightened by the big unpredicted 2nd jump. Finally, it stopped, but I was shaking all over my body. I couldn’t grab the stick that the guy tried to reach me from the boat. Finally, they got me, but I couldn’t move but just lying there for about 1 minute. Thank god, I survived! The pictures took another NZ$ 45. Expensive, but looks good, nice booty to show around to my friends. It seems didn’t take long to arrive Milford Sound. Probably I was sleeping all the way to save energy for the big night, just like what I did everyday since the start of this trip:-P. Being calculating, 2 pills of sea sick prevention medicine last night secure myself to enjoy the New Year party. I felt only cold but any sickness. Mildford Sound is beautiful. We sit on the deck enjoying the sun and limited heat receiving in the frozen wind. We saw sea seals, dolphins and did some water activities. Sand fly attacked us on hiyaki, like not eating for 100 years. But didn’t decrease my excitement. It’s time to get ready for pirate party! I didn’t want to spend money for the pirate stuffs from the Queenstown toyshop. They look so cheap. A patch tied on my face gave me a big-face and ridiculous look, I didn’t like it. I never attended those parties before. I had no idea for dressing myself up. Even worse, I forgot my high heels in the luggage. On the contrary, my roommates were well prepared. They looked like the actress jumped out from a pirate movie. They gave me a hint that maybe I could use my scarf, like what they did on their head. Kylie was so kind to lend me her earrings. Luckily, my dress and the accessories fit well together. I was even wearing my US$3 slippers, HA! The music and the activities host sucks. But who cares? From the pictures I took, people were so having fun. I must drink too fast and too many kinds of alcohol. Finally, 1 champagne excited all the alcohol in my body. Everything was perfect. Sooooooooo much fun! I started to laugh, right after the midnight fireworks. Of course I needed to, I was there with a pile of funny guys having my best New Year party ever! I stretched my arms to hold the New Year. They tried to grab me to the bed. But why should I? I was not sleepy at all! Finally, they got me in my bed. I couldn’t lie down, because I need to laugh with the position on my knee. They tried to stop me to straight up in order not to hit the ceiling not far away. People told me that they were entertained that night. The traffic was busy while Alison tried to find her little kiwi on the ground. She couldn’t sleep without that little kiwi. Jo was running around. I kept slipped out of my room and trying to fall out of the cruise or falling down from the top of ladder. And Kate just sat outside the toilet and crying for the fact that we are leaving each other soon. When Dom came back to our room, I tried to negotiate with her that I could definitely remove my makeup if I could speak English. I was up at am 6:00 in the first morning of 2007. The alcohol effect vanished quickly last night after 2 hours later. I was completely sober and felt peaceful in the silent dawn. Dolphins were playing around our ship. Milford Sound has my footprint with my name signed right under my last signature signed in the year of 2006: With my arms holding 2007! January 05 New Zealand/Contiki (Dec 27 2006 to Jan 02 2007)It was the best time in my life for last one week in New Zealand. Ask me if it were the country, I probably would say it's only a part of it. This country has the most beautiful scene I've ever seen. Flowers all over the fields, great air, clean water, exciting activities…..which is completely contradiction to the peace there. So, what made me unforgettable memories? People chemistry! It brought this tour into live. Great fun together, crazy parties together, interesting gossip about little love stories and nice care to the drunk and silly. We have people from States, Brazil, Australia, New Zealand, UK…..and me, the only one from Asia. We are in great combination. It took almost 2 days to warm up, which made me a little bit concerned….why are they so quiet?? I was wrong, after dinner, the party animals showed up. Beer seems to be a good catalyst to release those animals. My first and probably can be the last hot dancing was with Nico the driver, in bar Altitude, Q’stown. Thanks to Nico, he is a good dancer and a gentleman….and too bad, a playboy as well….I saw that, Nico! Gil, definitely a very nice person willing to help people all the time. He saved me from a “hungry” boy in Altitude. Gil, you are my hero. Andrea, Peterson and Gra, they showed me the family value. They are very close to each other, and are very warm to people. Fell in love quickly, showed me the passion of Brazilian nature. Leena and Priya, 2 gorgeous girls from LA. Friendly to me all the time. Kylie, Christina, Dom, terrible roommates, gave me too much fun in drunk conversation. Forgive us, we have sin There was too much to remember in this wonderful dream. I tried to catch as much as I could in my camera, but was not that successful. Too blue the sky was to be recorded. Too sweet the air was to be recorded. Too magical the people chemistry was to be recorded. All my pictures are here but they can only describe less than half of my feeling. http://picasaweb.google.com/dianetjho/NZContikiDec272006Jan022007/photo#5016462568826061570 Have fun and relax, it is our holiday memories! I love you guys! February 23 輕鬆一下哈哈哈_越後面越好笑
(1)
匆匆的把你抱到床上,
慢慢的解開你的褲子,
悄悄的脫掉你的內褲,
柔柔我吻著你的面額,
對你說:..
"寶貝,換個姿勢,來......... ---媽媽給你換條尿片!乖!"
2)
自從認識了你, 我就已經深深愛上了你! 你那陣陣的幽香,
時刻蕩漾在腦海, 你那火辣的激情時刻在我唇邊回味! 多謝你..... ---肯德基香辣雞翼
(3)
還記得那個夜晚嗎? 我們面對而坐, 悄悄的一句話沒說, 你瘋狂的摸, 我瘋狂的摸, 就這樣摸了很久, 突然你大叫一聲: "啊...... ---清一色,食胡啦!"
(4) 爸爸是一個大傻瓜,一天,他帶著兒子參加親戚的壽宴, 酒席後上了一碟壽桃;怎料小孩不識大體,叫道: 「這個好像是屁股呢!」在座的親戚全都望著小孩, 等著他爸爸怎樣教訓他,怎料,那傻瓜爸爸撕開壽桃, 對小孩說:...... ---「你看!裡面還有大便哩!」 February 06 新年新希望呵呵~有人問我之不知道多久沒寫日記了~啊......有沒有聽過五分鐘熱度啊?那就訴偶啦!
想不到啥好寫的,就來個爆爛約會經驗大車拼好啦~
話說有次給他來個蛤肉黏到目睛、矇著眼睛給他跳下迄滴耶會 (就素內狗'blind date'咩),答應和從來沒看過的某傢伙見面。偶也應該算是配合度粉高的說,但訴盧狗你碰到以下狀況,沒給他脫下高跟鞋揍到對方流鼻血,應該訴粉客氣溜!
訴情素這樣滴:叟先,對方給他遲到。咳,沒關係,本小姐很有耐心,給他躲到7-11吹冷氣等輪。偶等,偶等,偶耐心等.......節狗,大概有沒有20分鐘啊?他老兄開著轎車駕到,但素不方便轉彎,竟然呼喚本姑娘掂著高跟鞋、給他走數百公尺奔到車旁,混熱ㄋㄟ!
然後,偶門迄看電影,那傢伙大概粉心疼要掏錢請客吧,竟然老俗不客氣滴接受本姑娘的晚餐招待.....啊!偶素真滴有誠意要請客,想說不要太站輪家便宜,但這傢伙也答應滴太爽快了吧.......?了嗎?就素那種表情啊!哀~應該素疑心病太重了,別發火,就給他快快吃完付錢閃輪ㄅㄟ!
素情滴最高潮,在繳停車費,看那傢伙東摸西摸, 一副找不到零錢的德行來臨~~~啊~素怎樣啦~~~~~為什麼會降子ㄋㄟ?那傢伙竟然還給我瞄過來看偶費不費出手相救咧!敗偷喔!偶素粉善體輪意啦!但素這也給他太超過了吧?
鄉親父老兄弟姊妹們,盧狗你有更猛的經驗,撂下來車拼一下唄?不怕悽慘,就怕你不比瘩啦~ |
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